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hiiii. today i drank 40s and cut my finger open. it hurttts.
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[28 Jul 2005|02:15am] |
dere, everyone
hi i smel realie liek beer. stupid bny throwing brooze on my face. butt i loook like the cooolest retarrrded person ever and a popsiclle and no my names onie not sophie.
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[25 Jun 2005|05:40pm] |
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and it is hard to breathe.
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[08 Jun 2005|05:43pm] |
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who wants to buy my arcade fire/david byrne ticket??
June 26,2005
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[30 May 2005|08:12pm] |
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•Einstein abused his wife
•Ron Howard was the little kid on “The Andy Griffith Show”
•Hitler was part Jewish
•Hitler was not part Jewish
•Fur is murder
•AIDS started when a guy had sex with a monkey
•It wasn’t Marky Mark’s real penis at the end of Boogie Nights
•Lewis Carroll was a pedophile
•You can get cancer from your cell phone, TV, alarm clock and drinking water
•Women celebrities wear wigs all the time
•The girl from Family Matters does porno
•The guy from Growing Pains is a psycho Christian
•Kevin Spacey/Tom Cruise/Richard Gere is gay
•Jamie Lee Curtis was born with a penis and a vagina
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[03 May 2005|07:48pm] |
MY GARDEN PLOT
and today i sliced my finger open preparing for the senior art show. and my finger looks like a marshmellow.
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[23 Mar 2005|09:26pm] |
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converse and snow= frooooozen toez.
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[22 Feb 2005|12:01am] |
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so it is 11:58pm and i was going to start my homework, but now... my school bag is missing. i loose everything, everyday. UGH.
if anyone (liz) knows where it is, please tell me.
thanks.
-sonie.
p.s.
KindOfCoreButNot: I'm a sweet little kid but you are a woman.
GoGoPowerrRanger: ok?
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[09 Feb 2005|11:34pm] |
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I never complete stop at stop signs.
Today as I rolled thru a stop sign on pearl and 14th a bird shat in my car (the sunroof was open).
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[03 Feb 2005|12:14am] |
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english to spanish
diario querido vivo,
¡mi vida es grande! Salgo de la escuela en el tiempo de almuerzo, vine a casa y comer y siesta. Todavía no hago mi tarea, pero lo copio y consigo el crédito. La gente que falla la escuela secundaria es idiotas completos. ¡venga sobre la gente, solamente TRABAJE EL SISTEMA! usted copia la tarea de alguien más, usted todavía consigue el crédito, usted falla pruebas y usted consigue un B en la clase. ¡venga sobre niños, usted puede hacerlo!
amor
sonie
p.s. no sé español. ¡este fue todo hecho por un traductor!
spanish to english
dear alive diary,
my life is big! I go out of the school in the time of lunch, I came to house and to eat and siesta. Yet I do not do my task, but I it copy and obtain the credit. The people who trumps the secondary school are finished idiots. come on the people, only THE SYSTEM WORKS! you copy the task of someone more, you still obtain the credit, you trump tests and you obtain one B in the class. come on children, you can do it!
love
sonie
p.s. do not know Spanish. [Attention! The source text was truncated.]
haha, thanks for nothing http://translation2.paralink.com/
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[10 Jan 2005|08:03pm] |
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Ugh. Today I got 6 cavities filled and afterwards I looked like the jolly nigger
yes, thats right. my lips really were that big. or at least thats how they felt.
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[09 Jan 2005|10:43pm] |
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hey everyone, it's soaking rain outside.
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[29 Dec 2004|08:19pm] |
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5 2005 resolutions that I would never commit to.
1. start sleeping with sheets
2. stop all illegal ‘business’
3. concentrate
4. be a nicer person
5. become vegan
10 things I would commit to:
1. gain at least thirty pounds
2. smoke weed out of my brothers bong
3. start a ska band
4. sleep with a black man
5. start wearing only roca-wear
6. keep my room clean
7. buy a massaging chair
8. cover my door in robotic paintings
9. 24 absences
10. hike 3 times a week
I think that would make a healthy, fun and exciting 2005
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[25 Dec 2004|03:58pm] |
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only if kobe would have dribbled one less time before passing... the 3 point shot went up; swisssss. it was after the shot clock was up. no points.
still a tied game.
overtime
3.4 seconds left. 104 102 miami is up. kobe goes for a 3 pointer, brick.
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[24 Dec 2004|11:04pm] |
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I hope at midnight mass tonight all you gentiles learn that Rudolph is actually a girl.
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[17 Dec 2004|07:32am] |
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hampshire accepted me!!!!!!
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lazersonie
I have a headeche.
thats a thumbs up.
